Fancy A Threesome at The Tabard?

Cautionary tale about Internet dating gone wrong

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Tickets £14/£12(cons) available by phone 08448 472 264 or at or on the door – Tabard Theatre, 2 Bath Road, Chiswick, W4 1LW.

19th January to 6th February 2010 @ 7:30 (no performance on Sundays)

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A cautionary tale about Internet dating gone wrong. A story of robbery, drug taking, cannibalism, necrophilia, murder, manslaughter and prostitution.

Two wannabe it girls, saddled with university debt, credit cards cut up, left destitute in Harvey Nicks. They come up with a clever idea to earn a little extra cash and pay for their expensive way of life and all that shopping: Internet sex for a price.

Enter Colin a blond, muscular, good-looking ex-soldier, who is not all that he seems to be and certainly not what was advertised. An evening of mayhem, horror and humour spirals out of control as the girls find themselves entangled in a web of sex, money and Phil Collins.

This play is not suitable for Children.

Holdfast Theatre Company aims to put on shows wherever they are needed, thereby delivering theatre to the doorstep. The company has been touring for almost a decade; successfully entertaining people up and down the land making them laugh, cry and think.

Holdfast takes pride in tackling political and intellectual issues in order to stimulate thought in an unquestioning generation: one of Holdfast Theatre’s striking features is the courage to tackle contentious ideas in the classics and bring them back to life.

“Thrilled and delighted at this... impressive and effective treatment” – The Wasteland by T. S. Eliot -Leicester Mercury

December 29, 2009